09-20-2019, 12:09 PM
Alternatively: rent control
Send our friend the wanker,
the rich congenial banker,
O send him soon to Sutherland
where methadone is free,
whose walls proclaim the bladderland
is here at last, to pee
unhindered by bobbies,
by social welfare lobbies.
Where the chav’s main hobbies
are to recall what he did not see -
the blances-only fatherland
of the great Voortrekker souther-land,
and send the chav to other lands
such as London, fair city.
Send our friend the wanker,
the rich congenial banker,
O send him soon to Sutherland
where methadone is free,
whose walls proclaim the bladderland
is here at last, to pee
unhindered by bobbies,
by social welfare lobbies.
Where the chav’s main hobbies
are to recall what he did not see -
the blances-only fatherland
of the great Voortrekker souther-land,
and send the chav to other lands
such as London, fair city.