Hers, Yeah

[dukealien]

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Surprised he's not wearing a ball cap and dark shades. I wondered if the lead should be sequined pink, but "double leather lead" sounds so good I wouldn't want to tinker with it. I didn't think those little yappy dogs ever smiled.

Not so little, as the dwarf smirked (see @CRNDLSM) - and they do smile. In fact, I think that snowman smile is a cockapoo's only (and ingratiating) expression.

That leash... slick, supple, and glistening black. Darned near as seductive on sight as the words. Pink and sequins would have ruined the effect - would have said, "What's it to ya, bub?" instead of raising the question of whose leash was being tugged.