Ouija

[dukealien]

Ouija

It was my crack
at the board
and I had a million questions
for a million ghosts.

How am I meant
to have any sort
of meaningful
exchange with Anything
one  c h a r a c t e r  at a time?

Isn't there an App for this?,
I might have muttered, aloud.

...YES

The trouble with a(n) ouiija ap is that every "service" on the planet would be listening to the questions and trying to nudge the answers in its preferred direction - Wikiouijia. Your phone would burst into green flames... and the spirits would be locked out by server-farm crosstalk.