04-21-2019, 11:00 AM
Tonight I'm sleeping on the couch because
My wife heard me talking to my two friends
About something each of our spouses does
But I'm the one who now must make amends.
Untill l'm on the far side of the house
She waits to ask manamanamana.
I'm making coffee she sounds like a mouse
Then punches me while grabbing a banana.
My buddies we all laughed because it's true,
George's wife says muffnuffpiduffmigruff
And Aaron's schglooboobidooruminue.
Not a big deal but MY wife had enough.
I heard her shout on her way up to bed,
If you want back in badabeedabded
My wife heard me talking to my two friends
About something each of our spouses does
But I'm the one who now must make amends.
Untill l'm on the far side of the house
She waits to ask manamanamana.
I'm making coffee she sounds like a mouse
Then punches me while grabbing a banana.
My buddies we all laughed because it's true,
George's wife says muffnuffpiduffmigruff
And Aaron's schglooboobidooruminue.
Not a big deal but MY wife had enough.
I heard her shout on her way up to bed,
If you want back in badabeedabded
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches

