04-18-2019, 11:17 AM
Where's the Bottle Opener?
I think I'll sweep the floor today and put
away the pots from off the kitchen sink.
A Hoover for the bedroom rug and shut
the wardrobe doors to hide away the stink.
Two pints of bleach to wash away the shit;
within the toilet bowl a fat turd lay
I'll flush it first then scrub it with true grit.
The polished ones are best or so they say.
Is housework worth the daily grind; the heat,
or are we better off just drinking beer?
To lift or not to lift the toilet seat;
real men don't care, thier waters hold no fear
So choose the chores to do and choose them well
and if you drink a beer or two don't tell.
I think I'll sweep the floor today and put
away the pots from off the kitchen sink.
A Hoover for the bedroom rug and shut
the wardrobe doors to hide away the stink.
Two pints of bleach to wash away the shit;
within the toilet bowl a fat turd lay
I'll flush it first then scrub it with true grit.
The polished ones are best or so they say.
Is housework worth the daily grind; the heat,
or are we better off just drinking beer?
To lift or not to lift the toilet seat;
real men don't care, thier waters hold no fear
So choose the chores to do and choose them well
and if you drink a beer or two don't tell.