04-18-2019, 07:51 AM
I'm Right Handed.
I lost a leg and arm today
while cutting up some lamb;
and using dad's old fire axe
I cut some chops, then wham!
My leg fell off around thigh height
i stood my cliched ground
and lo my dangling arm was next
sliced off without a sound.
I didn't cry or shit my pants
and never bled much blood,
though just around that very time
my head fell in the mud.
I lost a leg and arm today
while cutting up some lamb;
and using dad's old fire axe
I cut some chops, then wham!
My leg fell off around thigh height
i stood my cliched ground
and lo my dangling arm was next
sliced off without a sound.
I didn't cry or shit my pants
and never bled much blood,
though just around that very time
my head fell in the mud.