Comedy of Tragedies
Young Baldric had a cheeky Lear
and spelled it clearly with an "A".
He held his donkey Yorick near;
no not like that, he wasn't gay.
Except on Sunday's. When he'd ride
Horatio a sallow chap,
who often let his spyglass slide
inside young Baldric's trouser flap.
Alas poor Yorick's past his prime
as Baldric rides him one last time.
The king of silly asses dies;
Horatio do up your flies.
For all the world's a stage Macbeth
to languish in a tragic death.
Young Baldric had a cheeky Lear
and spelled it clearly with an "A".
He held his donkey Yorick near;
no not like that, he wasn't gay.
Except on Sunday's. When he'd ride
Horatio a sallow chap,
who often let his spyglass slide
inside young Baldric's trouser flap.
Alas poor Yorick's past his prime
as Baldric rides him one last time.
The king of silly asses dies;
Horatio do up your flies.
For all the world's a stage Macbeth
to languish in a tragic death.