the morning papers
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The Guardian:
You thought it was the equivalence of energy and mass
I’d say you’re an arse
if you haven’t by now struck a line through the “c”
(at least mentally),
so that it reads properly, as it ought to,
“E = Me2”.

The Telegraph:
Me too, me too, sang the floundering crew
of the Titanic, when the boats were rationed out,
but they were made of sterner stuff (no doubt)
than the unicorn liberal, powder puff, lout.

The Australian, mysteriously American:
You should thank your stars Donald Trump is President,
Christ’s in his throne, no alien’s resident,
for if by now it isn’t evident 
that a nation is built on the right of the individual to bear arms, even automatics and death rays,
please read what the second amendment says.
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the morning papers - by busker - 12-18-2018, 03:36 PM
RE: the morning papers - by rowens - 12-21-2018, 03:48 AM
RE: the morning papers - by RiverNotch - 12-21-2018, 05:44 PM
RE: the morning papers - by ellajam - 12-21-2018, 06:44 AM
RE: the morning papers - by rowens - 12-22-2018, 12:36 AM



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