Edit - Orange Man Blues

[dukealien]

Orange Man Blues


I feel like a pumpkin,
like a pumpkin by the side of the road.
Yes, I feel like a pumpkin
after Thanksgiving, Lord,
lying by the side of a road.
No one to eat me, Lord,
no one to bake me in a pie.
Got no little girl, Lord,
got no girl with a little knife
to carve out my nose and eyes.
Got no preacher man, Lord,
no preacher to make me smile.
Got no preacher man
to light my candle, make me smile.
Ain’t heard no preacher man
in a long, long while.
I feel just like a pumpkin, Lord,
a big, orange pumpkin
just lying here, Lord,
lying by the side of this road.

original version;

I feel like a pumpkin,
like a pumpkin by the side of the road.
Yes, I feel like a pumpkin
after Thanksgiving, Lord,
lying by the side of a road.
No one to eat me, Lord,
no one to bake me in a pie.
Got no little girl, Lord,
got no girl with a little knife
to carve out my nose and eyes.
I feel just like a pumpkin, Lord,
a big, orange pumpkin
just lying here, Lord,
lying by the side of this road.

Different art form, work in progress.

No political or parody intent.  Just saw a pumpkin by the side of the road, and it spoke to me, in a manner of speaking.