04-08-2018, 04:14 AM
What Lingers
Consider the iconography
of the butterfly: this mythological creature
captured the imagination of the ancients, particularly
women, for whom it clearly had an association
with breast and buttock. In ritual scar-and-ink
we see its placement on intimate sections of skin,
which seems indicative of participation in the
Victorian Mysteries. These secret ceremonies
pervaded the underground of the Caucasogallic
civilisations in the late 2nd century BTA,
characterised by robes of petrochemical derivative
demonstrating awareness of the shortage of this
resource by using only small amounts of the fabric,
strategically placed to draw attention to regions
of the body the zealots deemed sacred.
Why the butterfly? It is known that the High Priestess
of the Mysteries was referred to as a Supermodel;
related texts imply that the prefix super denotes
an ability to fly*. Devotees would have viewed themselves
as transcendent, not connected to the prosaic
and practical, with such things being beneath them.
In legend, the butterfly is said to have transformed
from worm to bird: the prey becoming the predator.
It is probable that the secret rituals included a hunting
ceremony of some kind, probably with spears; thus,
in an era believed to have been dominantly patriarchal,
the women would assert themselves. Conflicting evidence
suggests, however, that in many cases the Mysteries were
actually viewed by any number of men, from one to
millions.
*Forensic testing carried out on fossilised remains of
over a dozen Supermodels shows an odd honeycombing
of the bones, elongation of the limbs and very little
musculature. Although it is unlikely that true flight was achieved
by these priestesses, archaeologists are unable to rule out
the possibility of short glides with some mechanical assistance.
Testing also indicates high levels of Erythroxylum coca, a high-
altitude plant which may indicate that these Supermodels
originated from a single source, possibly in modern-day
Colombantrumpador. The mountainous atmosphere
of this region would also explain the uniform enlargement
of the nasal passages and increased chest size.
Consider the iconography
of the butterfly: this mythological creature
captured the imagination of the ancients, particularly
women, for whom it clearly had an association
with breast and buttock. In ritual scar-and-ink
we see its placement on intimate sections of skin,
which seems indicative of participation in the
Victorian Mysteries. These secret ceremonies
pervaded the underground of the Caucasogallic
civilisations in the late 2nd century BTA,
characterised by robes of petrochemical derivative
demonstrating awareness of the shortage of this
resource by using only small amounts of the fabric,
strategically placed to draw attention to regions
of the body the zealots deemed sacred.
Why the butterfly? It is known that the High Priestess
of the Mysteries was referred to as a Supermodel;
related texts imply that the prefix super denotes
an ability to fly*. Devotees would have viewed themselves
as transcendent, not connected to the prosaic
and practical, with such things being beneath them.
In legend, the butterfly is said to have transformed
from worm to bird: the prey becoming the predator.
It is probable that the secret rituals included a hunting
ceremony of some kind, probably with spears; thus,
in an era believed to have been dominantly patriarchal,
the women would assert themselves. Conflicting evidence
suggests, however, that in many cases the Mysteries were
actually viewed by any number of men, from one to
millions.
*Forensic testing carried out on fossilised remains of
over a dozen Supermodels shows an odd honeycombing
of the bones, elongation of the limbs and very little
musculature. Although it is unlikely that true flight was achieved
by these priestesses, archaeologists are unable to rule out
the possibility of short glides with some mechanical assistance.
Testing also indicates high levels of Erythroxylum coca, a high-
altitude plant which may indicate that these Supermodels
originated from a single source, possibly in modern-day
Colombantrumpador. The mountainous atmosphere
of this region would also explain the uniform enlargement
of the nasal passages and increased chest size.
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