What a friend we have in Facebook edit 0.000001 knot,nibbed.

[tectak]

What a friend we have in Facebook
 
I don’t talk to Jesus no more, 
now Facebook hears me cry’in.
I got me a buddy who’s most-times there,
tells me I’m pretty and he don’t care
if I fool around or never share
‘cause he’s a friend of mine.
 
I don’t talk to Jesus no more, 
now Facebook’s on the line.
I woke up this mornin’ and logged right in,
asked me for a selfie, ain’t no sin,
so I stuck my phone where it shouldn’t have bin’
‘cause he’s a friend of mine.
 
I don’t talk to Jesus no more,
 ‘cause Facebook treats me fine. 
I’m gonna meet up with my friend tonight
at a place he knows, called  ”Candle-lite”.
I googled  it, and it don’t sound right,
but he’s a friend of mine.
 
tectak
2017
Not funny enough for the Funny forum.

kinda shallow, too. what does it really say about the world we now live in? s1's about fooling around, a thing that's definitely been since before facebook -- s2's about a lusty sort of vanity, which, as evidenced by the number of mirrors and raunchy letters that we have since mirrors and raunchy letters that could for so long exist have existed, isn't a special thing with regards social media -- and s3, well, s3 might have something, there's a sort of tension between facebook treating one fine and Jesus (implied as) not, as well as behind whatever "Candle-lite" is supposed to mean, but that's not much (and i think something's undermined by having the speaker use google). of course, i might not be reading into this deep enough, but the refrains and lack of any truly memorable ideas or imagery make this parse like a pop song, and not one with a strong enough sentiment to hook.

Howdy river, don't look now but your piousness is a' peepin out. No..it's none of the afforementioned...it is about the false friends on facebook ( See title...Do you have the hymn "What a friend we have in Jesus"?) and the easy, faceless guile that gets young gullibles in to difficult situations...so maybe you are right. You're not looking deeply enough.  Alternatively, it is a total failure and I have gone all obscure overnight...in which case, my bad.
Maybe I should have posted in Fun. What say you?
Best, 
 tectak