What a friend we have in Facebook edit 0.000001 knot,nibbed.

[tectak]

What a friend we have in Facebook
 
I don’t talk to Jesus no more, 
now Facebook hears me cryin'.
I got me a buddy who’s most-times there,
tells me I’m pretty and he don’t care
if I fool around or never share
‘cause he’s a friend of mine.
 
I don’t talk to Jesus no more, 
now Facebook’s on the line.
I woke up this mornin’ and logged right in,
he asked me for a selfie, ain’t no sin,
so I stuck my phone where it shouldn’t have bin’
‘cause he’s a friend of mine.
 
I don’t talk to Jesus no more,
 ‘cause Facebook treats me fine. 
I’m gonna meet up with my friend tonight
at a place he knows, called  ”Candle-lite”.
I googled  it, and it don’t sound right,
but he’s a friend of mine.
 
tectak
2017
Not funny enough for the Funny forum.