01-07-2018, 04:03 AM
three limericks
(about fancy-schmancy mustard)
1.
A fella with his groove-on
dips pretzels in Grey Poupon
he enjoys such rich treats
after limos in the street
offered samples
and a two-for-one coupon
2.
A frugal Amma from Old Ceylon
cleans up jars of used Poupon,
to store fresher tastes of curry
for spicy dinners in a hurry,
look! already, her stone soup's on!
3.
Offer a free jar I might take it,
though I know that you can fake it:
Squirt some French's with a mix,
blend soaked seed (dash of wine, in a fix),
is the fastest way to make it.
*afterthought note
hahaha! these seemed so clever and made so much sense when I wrote them, now I'm like, wha-?!
**messed with it, some...
(about fancy-schmancy mustard)
1.
A fella with his groove-on
dips pretzels in Grey Poupon
he enjoys such rich treats
after limos in the street
offered samples
and a two-for-one coupon
2.
A frugal Amma from Old Ceylon
cleans up jars of used Poupon,
to store fresher tastes of curry
for spicy dinners in a hurry,
look! already, her stone soup's on!
3.
Offer a free jar I might take it,
though I know that you can fake it:
Squirt some French's with a mix,
blend soaked seed (dash of wine, in a fix),
is the fastest way to make it.
*afterthought note
hahaha! these seemed so clever and made so much sense when I wrote them, now I'm like, wha-?!
**messed with it, some...
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