How To Complete Strangers (part one)

[Keith]

Where are the rural places on tits?

Last time I was in London I had an argument with the woman at the bar -- "how will you ever be able to spot a real Scottish bank note if you refuse to take any of them?"  She was a cow.  I didn't tip her.

i’m thinking the underneath where it gets all nice and sweaty.

I was thinking you meant, Nippleton-on-sea, it sits above the dark brown sands of the areole estuary, on cold mornings it can be seen for miles standing proud atop the hillside.