How To Complete Strangers (part one)

[shemthepenman]

we don’t have kangaroos in england. we don’t call birds, sheilas, or say ga’day mate. we just tip cows and occasisionally our corkless bowlers and say “how do you do old chap” if ever we find ourselves in the embarrassing situation of having to acknowledge the existence of another human being.
but we do have home and away and neighbours. the flying doctors and prisoner cell block h. fosters larger and carstlemaine xxxx. and you’ve got the queen. so, we’ll call it even.