10-28-2017, 08:48 AM
Winona Ryder
I saw Winona Ryder in Saks Fifth Avenue department store. She said “hey man, what ya looking at?” The way the movie stars do.
I asked her if she wanted my autograph and she said “sure, whatever”; but, she didn’t have a pen, and I wasn’t going to lend her mine because she’s got sticky fingers and I’d never see it back again—well, that’s what Johnny always says. So I let her take a photograph, instead.
I saw Winona Ryder in Saks Fifth Avenue department store. She said “hey man, what ya looking at?” The way the movie stars do.
I asked her if she wanted my autograph and she said “sure, whatever”; but, she didn’t have a pen, and I wasn’t going to lend her mine because she’s got sticky fingers and I’d never see it back again—well, that’s what Johnny always says. So I let her take a photograph, instead.