10-06-2017, 08:57 PM
Hobson's Choice
Charlevilles point at a flint-locked war,
pins map out infantry from the north.
From field smoke Maori mountains are robbed
vast lands are claimed by French muskets and grog.
Tribal letters ascribed by proud chiefs
ask for support despite their beliefs.
The British are coming to help stop the wars
oh your quite welcome, there's just one thing more.
Sign this treaty and together we stand.
God save the queen and give her your land.
The North is quite small, we'll include the south
colonize New Zealand, yes we'll help you out.
What will happen when ask for your child back?
We'll probably say sorry and that will be that.
Charlevilles point at a flint-locked war,
pins map out infantry from the north.
From field smoke Maori mountains are robbed
vast lands are claimed by French muskets and grog.
Tribal letters ascribed by proud chiefs
ask for support despite their beliefs.
The British are coming to help stop the wars
oh your quite welcome, there's just one thing more.
Sign this treaty and together we stand.
God save the queen and give her your land.
The North is quite small, we'll include the south
colonize New Zealand, yes we'll help you out.
What will happen when ask for your child back?
We'll probably say sorry and that will be that.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out