09-14-2017, 11:26 AM
I went on a date, and had a wet fart at the table, and my date got disgusted and went home with the waiter. And I somehow was able to make that seem like a victory for me, and I came out the hero of the story. That's how I practice Christianity. . . . You asking me to explain the ways of mortal women, is that part of the joke?
It's pointless to speak of the sexes in an equal way. For all I know what a woman feels for a man could be completely different than what a man feels for a woman. What I take to taste as cherry or strawberry might taste like something like meat loaf to a woman. The way a woman feels when she loves a man might be the way I feel when I see a bus speeding my way while I'm trying to cross a street in high heels.
It's pointless to speak of the sexes in an equal way. For all I know what a woman feels for a man could be completely different than what a man feels for a woman. What I take to taste as cherry or strawberry might taste like something like meat loaf to a woman. The way a woman feels when she loves a man might be the way I feel when I see a bus speeding my way while I'm trying to cross a street in high heels.