What do you do?

[rayheinrich]

The interesting thing about this poem is it could be one person listing what they do or many people telling one main thing they do.

    Yes! I love that ambiguity.

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Fall in the gutter? If you really what to make that a sure thing, don't drink alcohol, take a few Quaaludes.

It also helps to go bowling.

    Never accomplished that, but I can't count the number of times I've managed to do it with my balls.