05-05-2017, 11:08 PM
Brings back memories (good'un indeed). Running pratfall on demineralized ice, idly noticed that both toes were in sight widely spread at eye level, drew the obvious conclusion and had time to predict, "This is going to hurt." Correct. Then get up and continue, to applause of the rest of the waiting or carefully boot-skating crew. Those were the days.
Non-practicing atheist