05-01-2017, 04:55 AM
Global Strategic Reserve
It wasn’t easy
moving all that maple
syrup. Six million
pounds of pancake lover’s staple
transmuted to water
re-barreled and gone.
Who’d ever steal condiments?
I guess that they’re wrong:
they did need cameras, guards.
Management fucked up
to think that 30 million bucks
needn’t be locked up.
People love breakfast
so who’d not steal syrup
to sell to the masses?
It wasn’t easy
moving all that maple
syrup. Six million
pounds of pancake lover’s staple
transmuted to water
re-barreled and gone.
Who’d ever steal condiments?
I guess that they’re wrong:
they did need cameras, guards.
Management fucked up
to think that 30 million bucks
needn’t be locked up.
People love breakfast
so who’d not steal syrup
to sell to the masses?