04-29-2017, 02:55 PM
It's Always a Woman
It's always a woman that tears brothers apart.
Don't let your sex life slide, guys,
or she'll go for someone who looks like you
but is younger and more virile.
Oh, Anpu, lay off the wine sometimes –
one lie from your wife and you fetch
your knife, ready to kill
a loyal brother in a jealous rage.
You chased him with a knife
like a slasher movie serial killer –
Ra Harakhti had to separate you two
like squabbling seven year olds. Weak, dude.
Your brother Bata
was a little hasty with knives too –
must run in the family –
cutting off his own junk to prove
he wasn't trying to get with your lady.
So, then you went and killed her –
again with the violence! Learn to accept the gray
in life, I say. Hastiness got your brother castrated.
And you, Potiphar: tisk tisk.
How rashly you turned on Joseph. Fed the same lie
by your discontented wife,
you could have dealt with your midlife
better than selling her into ruin,
just because she thought Joseph was
hotter than you. Oh, Potiphar –
bros before hoes, dude.
It's always a woman that tears brothers apart.
Don't let your sex life slide, guys,
or she'll go for someone who looks like you
but is younger and more virile.
Oh, Anpu, lay off the wine sometimes –
one lie from your wife and you fetch
your knife, ready to kill
a loyal brother in a jealous rage.
You chased him with a knife
like a slasher movie serial killer –
Ra Harakhti had to separate you two
like squabbling seven year olds. Weak, dude.
Your brother Bata
was a little hasty with knives too –
must run in the family –
cutting off his own junk to prove
he wasn't trying to get with your lady.
So, then you went and killed her –
again with the violence! Learn to accept the gray
in life, I say. Hastiness got your brother castrated.
And you, Potiphar: tisk tisk.
How rashly you turned on Joseph. Fed the same lie
by your discontented wife,
you could have dealt with your midlife
better than selling her into ruin,
just because she thought Joseph was
hotter than you. Oh, Potiphar –
bros before hoes, dude.