04-18-2017, 07:46 AM
Believe Me
I'm a used car salesman,
and I have a deal for you!
Here’s a gently used Ford Pinto, great gas milage.
You need something for accommodate all your children?
Sure it’s safe!
Who ever wants to see an airbag hanging from a steering wheel?
It just looks unnatural.
My family?
I’m a great dad! Believe me, I’ve fathered children
from five women. I know exactly what I’m doing.
In fact, I’m engaged for my fifth marriage.
I left my kids ‘cause my fiance’s pregnant.
My kids love me.
So about that car . . .
I'm a used car salesman,
and I have a deal for you!
Here’s a gently used Ford Pinto, great gas milage.
You need something for accommodate all your children?
Sure it’s safe!
Who ever wants to see an airbag hanging from a steering wheel?
It just looks unnatural.
My family?
I’m a great dad! Believe me, I’ve fathered children
from five women. I know exactly what I’m doing.
In fact, I’m engaged for my fifth marriage.
I left my kids ‘cause my fiance’s pregnant.
My kids love me.
So about that car . . .
Thanks to this Forum
