04-12-2017, 07:46 PM
Shampoo
Born from the underworld of Procter and Gamble,
of water, sodium laureth sulfate, and other magic unpronounceable to mere mortals,
shape shifting into an ergonomic bottle
and traversing the endless seas of distribution chains,
with satisfaction guaranteed or call with proof of purchase for a refund,
to splat on a dry scalp and rinse down the drain,
back to the underworld for whence it came.
Born from the underworld of Procter and Gamble,
of water, sodium laureth sulfate, and other magic unpronounceable to mere mortals,
shape shifting into an ergonomic bottle
and traversing the endless seas of distribution chains,
with satisfaction guaranteed or call with proof of purchase for a refund,
to splat on a dry scalp and rinse down the drain,
back to the underworld for whence it came.
Thanks to this Forum
