04-04-2017, 02:52 AM
Wile E. Coyote
goofy-as-fuck self-mentoring
master of hair-brained schemes
to squash and murdalate.
Lord paramount purchaser
of Acme Everything.
Vainglorious crackerjack commandant
of the eternal comeback
from the inevitable result of every
flash of brilliance - the flash of
explosions in his face – so yeah –
The modern-day Sargent Domo
of every face-explosion . . .
and now, leader of the Free World.
goofy-as-fuck self-mentoring
master of hair-brained schemes
to squash and murdalate.
Lord paramount purchaser
of Acme Everything.
Vainglorious crackerjack commandant
of the eternal comeback
from the inevitable result of every
flash of brilliance - the flash of
explosions in his face – so yeah –
The modern-day Sargent Domo
of every face-explosion . . .
and now, leader of the Free World.