The World I Choose Is At Shoprite

[rayheinrich]

(And... not that I'm worried or anything, but how many cases do you usually buy at one time? ... no, don't answer that, didn't mean to pry.)

Did you miss the holiday part? All but atheists (and maybe them, I don't know) have large gatherings in early spring, cabin fever and all that, yanno.

To hear it from the Baptists down here in The Belt, the only time atheists have large gatherings is when they're sacrificing virgins or eating Christian babies... the usual.

Find list of probable human sacrifice dates here.
Note: Satanic holiday dates change annually according to the regular calendar and differ from cult to cult, so be sure to ask first.

And who said I bought the wine?

A non-denial denial if I ever heard one.