Office Odyssey

[rayheinrich]

Your cat is Circe who,
having grown tired of dining with swine,
sleeps in their laps instead.

My Greek god cat is Dysis. (The other god cat is Shiva). But there's a neighbor's
cat who might fit the bill, as their dog seems kinda fat and his bark sounds more like a grunt.
The problem with your scenario is that swine don't have laps (or, depending on your view,
seldom make them). Of course, changing people into swine with laps couldn't be that much
harder...  or maybe swine-people naturally have laps? But Circe is definitely a good name
for a certain type of cat which, considering my servile status vis-à-vis (isn't my spell
checker cool!) my cats, I might already have.