valentine's

[QDeathstar]

fun fact: I was at a grocery story today waiting for my brother to get roses, and saw five people walk out with roses... nothing says fucks given like a bottle of milk, a loaf of bread, and "ah, fuck it's valentine's day" check out line roses.

That said, without the roses there will not be fucks given, so bet on the roses. But why not grab a seven dollar bottle of wine while you're at it?

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Also, i feel like my pome would be infinitely better with a condom reference... but can't quite get it to fit....