What is the shortest poem?

[Magpie]

On "Self", the blood sculpture by Marc Quinn: apparently, it's not one sculpture -- the artist makes the same sort of self portrait every five years. So, uh, yeah, cool. Really, it disgusts me, if only because the cast looks like a grape juice or pomegranate juice ice lolly, and I keep imagining myself licking it.....

I'll make you a Kate Bush shaped pomegranate juice ice lolly and you can lick it until your heart is content.