10-29-2016, 07:44 AM
A golfer hit a hole in one on every shot, and at the end of the course, a genie came out of the hole to grant one wish.
"I wish I had a bigger dick" said the golfer.
"Okay" said the genie and click the man's penis grew.
Well the next day the penis kept growing.
And the day after that.
Soon the man was curling it up and wrapping it around his leg.
The length became truly unbearable, so the golfer went back to the course and played until he hit a hole in one on every hole again.
When he finally did, the genie came out and recognized the man, "so, you wish it went back to normal huh?"
The golfer replied, "no actually, could you give me longer legs?"
"I wish I had a bigger dick" said the golfer.
"Okay" said the genie and click the man's penis grew.
Well the next day the penis kept growing.
And the day after that.
Soon the man was curling it up and wrapping it around his leg.
The length became truly unbearable, so the golfer went back to the course and played until he hit a hole in one on every hole again.
When he finally did, the genie came out and recognized the man, "so, you wish it went back to normal huh?"
The golfer replied, "no actually, could you give me longer legs?"
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