10-29-2016, 07:31 AM
All my friends are voting for Trump, because they're tired of being mocked by the left-wing artistic types they've been trying to impress since seventh grade or before. I'm not voting. But I'm going to do some sexual magic on the day after Election Day to try to tap into Ivanka Trump's Jewish roots. And I don't mean her hair. -- I just watch The Twilight Zone New Year's marathon, and The Charlie Brown Christmas Special. I focus on those two things and let the rest of the world do as it likes. Marilyn Manson was wrong; God's not in the TV, Santa Claus is.