10-20-2016, 06:41 AM
Just, when can you tell if they're serious...
I once had a honey who would bring me breakfast early every morning.
She was so much older, but lord knows I was so horny .
I came home one day, she said, "honey,wanna hear a funny story?"
She was married to an inmate who got out, and now he's looking for me.
When I turned 21, my friends and I took a trip to Vegas.
A honey came up to me saying, "sonny do you wanna make it?"
I took her by the hand,escorted to my room but she was only fakin'.
She tied me up, took my money, left me there stranded, and naked.
I was at a club when a honey came up and sat down at my table.
We hit it off quite nice,flirting, though I had a tendency to ramble.
She'd laugh and kiss me on the cheek, suggesting we blow out the candles.
Then it struck me in a horror, right before me! Her little adam's apple.
What is exactly was it to cause my confidence to shatter?
When Little Debbie saw me in the shower and broke out in laughter?
Everywhere I'd go, the girls went giggling after.
Apparently in high school, you can't say size doesn't matter.
I once had a honey who told me she would rather be a lesbian,
but even she was better than the drama queen, I'm sorry, 'thespian'.
Gothic-druggy, baptist-barbie,vegan-hippy, one-legged equestrian
With this sexual frustration I'll just give it up to some random pedestrian.
How many times have I tried to pick up chicks ?
How many times have I heard let's just be friends?
I don't mind waiting, in order to enjoy the experience,
but at the going rate, my fate seems friends with abstinence.
I once had a honey who would bring me breakfast early every morning.
She was so much older, but lord knows I was so horny .
I came home one day, she said, "honey,wanna hear a funny story?"
She was married to an inmate who got out, and now he's looking for me.
When I turned 21, my friends and I took a trip to Vegas.
A honey came up to me saying, "sonny do you wanna make it?"
I took her by the hand,escorted to my room but she was only fakin'.
She tied me up, took my money, left me there stranded, and naked.
I was at a club when a honey came up and sat down at my table.
We hit it off quite nice,flirting, though I had a tendency to ramble.
She'd laugh and kiss me on the cheek, suggesting we blow out the candles.
Then it struck me in a horror, right before me! Her little adam's apple.
What is exactly was it to cause my confidence to shatter?
When Little Debbie saw me in the shower and broke out in laughter?
Everywhere I'd go, the girls went giggling after.
Apparently in high school, you can't say size doesn't matter.
I once had a honey who told me she would rather be a lesbian,
but even she was better than the drama queen, I'm sorry, 'thespian'.
Gothic-druggy, baptist-barbie,vegan-hippy, one-legged equestrian
With this sexual frustration I'll just give it up to some random pedestrian.
How many times have I tried to pick up chicks ?
How many times have I heard let's just be friends?
I don't mind waiting, in order to enjoy the experience,
but at the going rate, my fate seems friends with abstinence.
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches