The cat sat on the mat

[dukealien]

Not to be confused with the first of A. Bertram Chandler's Three Degrees of Liberty:

This is Liberty Hall!  You can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard.

This is Liberty Hall!  You can spit on the cat and call the mate a bastard.

This is Liberty Hall!  You can spit on the mate and call the cat a bastard.