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[CRNDLSM]

There's a riddle in the middle; it's a little bit of fun!
If you stumble into trouble then the puzzle's just begun . . .
What awkward word, backward run, secures intoxication?
Do you know what this word is?
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?
spell it backwards:
Z Y X W V U T
S R Q P O N M
L K J I H G
F E D C B A
Why thank you officer I will be on my way!

Here's a hunch to our conundrum half a hundred in a hum:
Add some habits, happy accident, have-at-its, and be done!
Which word invert, in slurred tongue, ensures incarceration?
You know what this word is:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!
inside out
M N L O K P J
Q I R H S G T
(F U) E V D W
C X B Y A Z
I'm sorry officer, it was a joke! I'm drunk . . .