Cheaters

[CRNDLSM]

Holy crap this is awesome.  Is it just for fun though?  Everyone makes up their own speech.  You're taking it to the max and thats what I like.  Its not lazy, it's challenging to do things improperly on purpose!  Well said

I'll tell you what I hate 'bout meter:
it seems like everyone's a cheater
with magic 'postrophies like 'ere
and ne'er and where-the-bleeping e'er
it makes the iambs work. Well, hell
then I'll just make up language too
with lazy arr'gance like you've never   ne'er
dreamed! Like a banker far behind  does the exclamation split the meter?  or is it dream'ed
in Scrabble, I'll add th's like taxes.
It's effortless, 'cause poemeth after
poemeth just butchers nat'ral speech.   this lines tough , poemeth it just butchers?
It's stucketh in my brain! Yes, I
can play that game.               i want to add to this line it seems to end abruptly.  

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Hello all! Can I get some feedback on the meter? I'm trying to use trochaic and Pyrrhic substitutions as well as both masculine and feminine endings. Thank you ><