Dearest milo, a modest proposal: "Pigpen Write of Fall"

[rayheinrich]

I like the idea well enough and I am a firm believer that you should do what you can to be happy.
Unfortunately, I most likely will not participate so might I suggest you become the arbiter of fall as I have been of spring.

On a completely unrelated topic, I came home to 2 toads fucking on my porch and thought of you.
I snapped a quick picture and hope to post the toad pornography for your benefit post haste.

Ever your humble servant,

milo

Hmm... I was hoping I'd had a good idea that involved zero work on my part.
Batting zero. Truth is: I don't have the attention span to pull it off; and I still owe
my sister a bunch of art working. But: Let me assure you that I'm absolutely intent on
procrastinating this. Yes, next year, that's the ticket!

Maybe a zealous PigPenner will read this and decide to engage in a little windmill tilting?

But thanks for considering it.

Contemporaneously humble in all ways,
Ray

...may I humbly suggest you all become guerrilla poets in the real world?  Do letterbox drops,
stick poems inside books at the library, spread the love.  

I once slipped a few of my chapbooks onto one of my local library's shelves.
They were placed alphabetically, little check-out slips carefully pasted inside,  
and I even placed index cards (this dates me, doesn't it) in the library's index.
Over the years I kept track. They were never found and removed...
and they were never checked out either. Another good idea gone bad.

Ooo, I like the sidewalk chalk idea. I once had my poetry "class" (thoroughly
unprofessional and unaccredited library thing held in what amounted to a
book storeroom -- we had a tiny library in those days) write poems on
balloons and release them.

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@milo: I'll see your toads and raise you turtles:

P.S. I innocently googled "youtube turtles having sex"  hoping to find a video...
there were 23... good old youtube.