08-23-2016, 03:57 PM
Enjoyed the poem. 
Hey! Speaking of new Olympic sports, how about "Shite* Flicking"?
In the regulations, there would have to be two or three pages
devoted to rigidly defining the weight, consistency, moisture content,
and the various constituents of an official "Olympic Turd".
*I'm using the Brit term "shite" in honour of billy, as he's a sure contender for gold.
Hey! Speaking of new Olympic sports, how about "Shite* Flicking"?
In the regulations, there would have to be two or three pages
devoted to rigidly defining the weight, consistency, moisture content,
and the various constituents of an official "Olympic Turd".
*I'm using the Brit term "shite" in honour of billy, as he's a sure contender for gold.
