08-10-2016, 12:32 AM
Love it, so true! This made me laugh. 
I do listen to country, it's great driving music, (don't know if Australian country is exactly the same as American country ... mine don't usually "wrassle gators") but there does seem to be a set five themes they're allowed to be about. Like how much you love your bar with about five verses of ode to beer, and there's always a white t-shirt floating around in there somewhere ... I don't know why it's always a white t-shirt. I grew up in the country ... people wear other things besides white t-shirts. Oh and impossibly unlikely women who are somehow, miraculously make-your-knees-buckle hot, but they don't even brush their hair or wear make up, and they are simultaneously spontaneous and wild, but still demure and angelic ... anyway, sorry rambling.
Especially liked: "blue and battered misery," "God forbid- a pickup truck" and "singing hallelujah to a TV minister."
--Quix
I do listen to country, it's great driving music, (don't know if Australian country is exactly the same as American country ... mine don't usually "wrassle gators") but there does seem to be a set five themes they're allowed to be about. Like how much you love your bar with about five verses of ode to beer, and there's always a white t-shirt floating around in there somewhere ... I don't know why it's always a white t-shirt. I grew up in the country ... people wear other things besides white t-shirts. Oh and impossibly unlikely women who are somehow, miraculously make-your-knees-buckle hot, but they don't even brush their hair or wear make up, and they are simultaneously spontaneous and wild, but still demure and angelic ... anyway, sorry rambling.
Especially liked: "blue and battered misery," "God forbid- a pickup truck" and "singing hallelujah to a TV minister."
--Quix
The Soufflé isn’t the soufflé; the soufflé is the recipe. --Clara