A Golden Ratio Poem

[Magpie]

A Golden Ratio Poem
1  One
.   point
6  beginning at the start
1  starts.
8  Spirraling round and round and round
0  What the fuck? I can't have zero syllables
3  What the fuck?
3  What the fuck?

Fear not I have a Fibonnacci poem as well.

A Fibonacci Poem
1   One
1   is
2   where it
3   starts. At the
5   beginning and then
8   spiralling round and round and round
13 exponentially forever and ever, never
21 quite resolving to... ah fuck this!! There's no chance I'm gonna write 34 bloody syllables on the next line.
    Divine proportion my arse!!
    Golden sequence whatever. 
    Yeah yeah.
    No wonder the Greeks didn't tell anyone.
    Pile of bloody shite.