07-05-2016, 02:33 AM
Oh Oh!!
They won't be happy in the orient tonight... Tetraphobia
Whereas in the occident finding a Tetraquark is much the same as finding a four leaf clover... but I'm only just saying that because I'm try to divert people's attention from the fact that CERN is in the process of opening a gate to hell.
Funnily enough I somehow stumbled across a short story today called 'The Mathematician's Nightmare' by Bertrand Russell in which a mathematician meets all the numbers and in introducing itself number four says this:
"4: But for me nothing would be four-square. There would be no
honesty in the world. I am the guardian of the Moral Law."
Which is fair enough from 4 until 5 comes along and goes for the big sell:
"5: I am the number of fingers on a hand. I make pentagons and
pentagrams. And but for me dodecahedra could not exist; and, as
everyone knows, the universe is a dodecahedron. So, but for me,
there could be no universe."
As for the rest of the story, well... if you ever need to unnerve a physicist just mention that you know 137.
Thanks for the link to the article, it's been a while since I caught up on what's happening at the Large Hadron Collider
Mark
They won't be happy in the orient tonight... Tetraphobia
Whereas in the occident finding a Tetraquark is much the same as finding a four leaf clover... but I'm only just saying that because I'm try to divert people's attention from the fact that CERN is in the process of opening a gate to hell.
Funnily enough I somehow stumbled across a short story today called 'The Mathematician's Nightmare' by Bertrand Russell in which a mathematician meets all the numbers and in introducing itself number four says this:
"4: But for me nothing would be four-square. There would be no
honesty in the world. I am the guardian of the Moral Law."
Which is fair enough from 4 until 5 comes along and goes for the big sell:
"5: I am the number of fingers on a hand. I make pentagons and
pentagrams. And but for me dodecahedra could not exist; and, as
everyone knows, the universe is a dodecahedron. So, but for me,
there could be no universe."
As for the rest of the story, well... if you ever need to unnerve a physicist just mention that you know 137.
Thanks for the link to the article, it's been a while since I caught up on what's happening at the Large Hadron Collider
Mark
wae aye man ye radgie