Pagan Holiday

[Achebe]

Nobody plays the too beautiful for her own good full of shit southern woman like Vivien Leigh. And that nose of hers, I'm almost willing to dig her up and see if it's still there so I can steal it.

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The fourth of July. Have a good fourth is what people say. If I had posted this in January, would it have taken a while to assume it meant the fourth of July? I assume U.S. people wouldn't have to wonder about it. In Canada . . . I wonder if I typed 'the fourth' into a search engine if the first results would be about the fourth of July, even in January. I don't even know if people still say 'search engine.'

The 'holiday' in the title clarifies. Not immediately obvious to those not from the US, but can be figured out. Thank Hollywood.