MSN Homepage poetry?

[Keith]

I got a kick out of this. Here's my version-- a Facebook newsfeed poem:

Bookclub buddies will discuss
practical advice about burying
the white working class:
ear training is important.

And another:

This is the hippo roller.
It could completely engulf Hawaii.
They will be deployed
across the ocean floor;
The love is appreciated.

Ha ha these are good ones, esp the hippo roller it sounds like a Kasabian song title.