2nd Annual Poems About Suicide Month

[Achebe]

I think I'd angle for some sympathy dick sucks in that case.

the limbless man propped on a chair
couldn't believe his luck:
the Scandinavian au pair
had a boyfriend he could finally cuck.
So telling his tale of a faulty ploughshare
he hoped for a sympathy suck.
Be woe betide, the lady's large
colleague, a hirsute  jock,
his blanching lips with love did sparge
then plopped in his humongous (you see where this is going...)