04-25-2016, 07:22 PM
nice one, Qdeath
Murder advice
To differentiate a perfect murder
from random homicide, its motive must be plain.
Perfection must vest in the alibi
otherwise you've killed in vain.
Now forensics will try unweave the rainbow
so the body should be found quite late in the day
barbecued by a bushfire where lain so
no trace remains of incriminating DNA.
Ideally, the victim should be landed
with a family crest, and an African past
in diamond mines, or Kalgoorlie branded –
black sheep grown wealthy, yet bitter outcaste,
and you the nephew or wastrel relation.
All at the party in his manor the minute
his lordship went missing from his usual station
in the study, are suspects to the police by rotation –
the thief, his wife, the butler, could have done it.
But if you should choose to make your plan effective
stay well out of reach of some Belgian detectives.
Murder advice
To differentiate a perfect murder
from random homicide, its motive must be plain.
Perfection must vest in the alibi
otherwise you've killed in vain.
Now forensics will try unweave the rainbow
so the body should be found quite late in the day
barbecued by a bushfire where lain so
no trace remains of incriminating DNA.
Ideally, the victim should be landed
with a family crest, and an African past
in diamond mines, or Kalgoorlie branded –
black sheep grown wealthy, yet bitter outcaste,
and you the nephew or wastrel relation.
All at the party in his manor the minute
his lordship went missing from his usual station
in the study, are suspects to the police by rotation –
the thief, his wife, the butler, could have done it.
But if you should choose to make your plan effective
stay well out of reach of some Belgian detectives.
~ I think I just quoted myself - Achebe