NaPM April 01 2016

[milo]

Some great poems already posted by all the usual suspects.


Listed.
I’m one day late,
(if it’s April the first),
for my annual year-end stock take.

Raw materials:-
Eight cartons of flip-tops,
a thousand pops per box.
Seventy thousand litres of wet stock.
One photo album – damaged.

Filter aids:-
Twelve sacks of pink powder
- three white.
Point five micron cartridge filters – six
Point eight – two used.
Two broken mobiles.
One new i-phone screen

Misc:-
Four times twenty-five kilo
bags of granulated sugar.
Thirty, twenty litre bags
Elderflower syrup – frozen.
Six fresh - boxed
Two pallets of finished product.
One wedding band - in need of re-sizing.

Great to see you, AJ, I was afraid we'd missed you.