Let me save you some time

[ellajam]

One of my replies:

Hi, welcome to the pen. Please read your welcome letter for instructions on how to become a member. It's pretty easy, just post three thoughtful comments for someone else in the Novice, Mild or Serious workshops.

Hope you enjoy the site, ella

Most common reply: None, registrant never seen again.
Common reply: "but how can i enjoy the site if i can't post my poem"
My favorite reply: "Cunt!"  

Coffee, and just a bite of cake, please.