Ever felt like this?

[rowens]

I'm not in to all this so-called political correctness bargain. I don't believe in it. I believe more in global warming than political correctness. I'm a supporter of climate change research, whether you believe in global warming or not, if you tear down every tree in the area and put up a landfill, crimes against humanity are in the wings. But blacks and homosexuals have their own crosses to bear. And if they settle on fighting through mediocre poetry and what-the-fuck-ever art, they deserve to be laughed at. And that's me speaking. Me who can't get a girlfriend because all the white girls in my area think my pubic beard and well-earned tan means I'm a dirty Mexican, and all the hot Mexican girls telepathically see that I'm a gringo. So I don't have much to work with. I don't have much to work with except the European girls who think I'm just grand. But my poetry doesn't mean shit. I have to write a novel or cut a musical album before I can get a plane ticket and reap those Euro benefits. And I hear England is trying to cut out the Euro. So I guess I'm also going to have to learn some foreign language.