Imprinted

[dukealien]

I actually find this quite a serious, rather than a fun, topic. Perhaps the second line is redundant, the fact that Labradors are quite large dogs is well known. I'm not too sure how many dogs have a "night cage".  Perhaps whines piteously at the closed back door?

I did have some background serious thoughts here, which show up mainly in "puppies," generalizing imprinted thou-shalt-nots beyond the proximate case (there really is a cage, by the way - it's quite large, with a nice, clean blanket in the bottom spotted only with drool... Labs gotta drool, it's genetic) and even beyond non-humans.  Another valid criticism is that, offered purely for fun, it's rather mean humor.  For which, of course, there's a market.