Toast for the new year

[rayheinrich]

Yeah, I knew when I dropped the "A" at the start of the title some asshole just wouldn't be able to resists. I would have done it myself, but it was my poem, overly sentimental tripe that it is. Well human nature is nothing if not predictable. Of course it is mainly nothing.

I like ambrosial revelation take on it. I was just wondering is there any jam with those toes-t.

However since you didn't like the first one:

For all the lack of kindness that they spread,
like a miser withholding butter from burnt bread,
let equal parts of misery be returned in kind,
thus their hearts were always hardened
and cynical they will find
and in cheerfulness quick as slugs,
to them I wish:
A Merry and Happy Humbug!  

dae

    We salute your conversion. Sackcloth and ashes will arrive via FedEx sometime tomorrow.