Anisometric property of quantum space blamed for Texas/Australian disparity

[Wjames]

Associated Press Newswire:  

An anisometric property of quantum space is being blamed for the disparity of recorded population
between Texas and its southern hemispheric echo, Australia.

Where are the missing 3.83 million people in Texas' echo in the southern hemisphere? Scientists
at the Center for Quantum Metrics at UCLA say it has to do with "dark vacuum", dark matter's
dualistic twin.

"The vastly lower population density of Texas' southern twin literally creates quantum
'holes' which effectively mask the existence of 3.83 million people (the currently recorded
difference in population between Texas and its seemingly lesser populated southern
reflection," says Physicist Martin Stewart.

A simpler explanation may be the little known Northern Echo in Canada, sometimes called Alberta; which, at the last (2011) census, had a population of 3.65 million people, although by now it is likely approximately 3.83 million.